Indian guy: Hi, may I know what the time it is?EWWWWW!!!! to the major power! I maybe gay, but I'M NOT CHEAP AND MOST OF ALL, I'M NOT A NYMPHOMANIAC, YOU PERVERT!! eww! the nerve of that person! "gilu-od jud ko ug taman!"
Harvii: (surprised) ha?! uhh, it's 7:45pm.
Indian guy: what time does this mall close?
Harvii: (pissed cause his breath stinks, literally) uhmm, i dunno?
Indian guy: watching a movie? we could watch together.
Harvii: (shocked, irritated and SUPER bitched out) I'm with someone. Please don't talk to me.
I told baba about this, and he was like: "ahahahahha!! kagandahan man gud daw ka!". grrr.
supportive much?!
anyways, I hope I don't see that old indian man pacing around the mall EVER AGAIN.
THE NERVE!
I never thought that there would be an indian form of jejemon. hahahahaah!
freaked out.
grrr.
xoxo
harvii
next time come prepared with pepper spray harvz!
ReplyDeletei feel kinda grossed out too from reading this!
hopefully i dont ever have to experience anything like that! if anything, my bf would do the honors of beating the living shit out of him. shit like that shouldnt fly. he cant go around parading, looking for a fun time at the movies. what if the next victim is a poor innocent 9 yr old?! WHAT NOW?!
ps: i like his pick up line. "um do you know what time it is?" ORIGINAL!! i give him props! creeps should creep around else where. like the strip club or anything along that matter! its people like these that disgust me!
lola, i super agree. :)
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